Twitter Comedy - #AppleLive

It was that time of the year when Apple launched something and it was EVERYWHERE. There was just absolutely no escape from this event. Don't get me wrong - I love me some Apple products but I really don't care to know every single detail of this live event through multiple channels.

In any case, instead of partaking in the mania that was the live stream, I took to Twitter to keep track of what was going on and came across some seriously hilarious tweets (see below!)

As for the event, I'm sure you already know this (REPEAT: NO ESCAPE). They launched iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus and the Apple Watch. See more info here: http://bit.ly/1wcoszQ

I’m not watching the #AppleEvent, but I imagine it started with a bunch of people in white robes ritualistically sacrificing an iPhone 5S.
— waitwait (@waitwait) September 9, 2014

I don't know how I've lived my life thus far without knowing the correct moon phases. #iWatch #AppleEvent
— bowler hat bear (@bowlerhatbear) September 9, 2014

"It's amazing what you can do with your wrist." Jesus, Tim. There are children present. #AppleEvent
— Curious Quail (@CuriousQuail) September 9, 2014

You get a free U2 album, but there’s a Chinese translation running in the left channel. #applelive
— Rob Marquardt (@someToast) September 9, 2014

"To get to the clock, tap the Clock app icon." Kevin Lynch is dropping knowledge at the #applelive event.
— Cameron Sinclair (@casinclair) September 9, 2014

They should call this event the iCantWatch #applelive
— Robbie Abed (@RobbieAb) September 9, 2014

can we just talk about the fat shaming of the term "6 Plus"? #AppleLive
— RICKY (@_RickyMinaj) September 9, 2014

"you can't determine a boundary between a physical object and the software" SHUT UP YES YOU CAN IT'S CALLED THE SCREEN #applelive
— Nathan Grayson (@Vahn16) September 9, 2014

So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius. #AppleLive
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 9, 2014

Breaking: Apple's new wearable is a scarf.
— Josh Clark (@globalmoxie) September 9, 2014

Appearing at an Apple event was not going to stop him wearing his new scarf pic.twitter.com/oZSrvzhX4F
— Mic Wright. (@brokenbottleboy) September 9, 2014

And of course, HTC came along and did this:

Happy To Congratulate #Apple on joining the world of big screens! pic.twitter.com/7nLUYAr4Nd
— HTC UK (@HTC_UK) September 9, 2014

Real talk - I'm not really excited about any of the products announced. What about you? Can't wait to own one of them? Caught some more funny tweets? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @MonaGir!

Mona xo